Dairy Delight Explorer Pillows

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Diner.

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Chocs away.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

'My French is not so good.'

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"