Dairy Delight Pillows

Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .

Active Yogurt Culture

Diving cow.

'I've been whacked by a cow's tail...'

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

Farmer Pickles Present.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Chocs away.

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Where condensed milk comes from...

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

The Main Types of Cheese

Important Food Groups

"Shake! Good Dog."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Cheese Pile

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Moo-Magrams Exams