Dairy Delights Pillows

"I'll have a double-dip hedge against osteoporosis."

Beware Of Greek Yogurt GIFs

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The Main Types of Cheese

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Chocs away.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .