Dairy Delights T-Shirts

"I'll have a double-dip hedge against osteoporosis."

Beware Of Greek Yogurt GIFs

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The Main Types of Cheese

Important Food Groups

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Chocs away.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

Lactose intolerance.