Doggie Delight Seeker Gifts

"Oh good! You're up!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Shake! Good Dog."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Skin Deep. Hey, that's my dermatologist! He must be doing pretty well! One man's rash is another man's pleasure!

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

You are here.

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Dog with long tongue out car window.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Ah-chmoo!

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'