Doggie Delight Seeker Prints

"Oh good! You're up!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

You are here.

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Ah-chmoo!

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Dog with long tongue out car window.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'