Dough Delightful Gifts

'I like making pastry, it gets your hands clean!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

Baking

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Chocs away.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Come dine with me!

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

No, sir, that entr

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."