Dough Delightful Pillows

'I like making pastry, it gets your hands clean!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

Baking

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Chocs away.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Come dine with me!

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."