Dough Artist Gifts

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Doughboy Dad

Baking

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Baker

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

'Dang.'

Baker

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

Baking Bread

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

Masterchef.

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

One-track mind

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

'Unlike a baker's dozen, you can't earn thirteen dollars of income and report it as earning twelve'

Toys and Games. When you told me to order play dough, did you mean modeling compound or Monopoly money?

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

Bread quality

The super jumbo extra large with nothing on it.

Crimping the Pie