Dough Artist Mugs

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Doughboy Dad

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Baking

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Baker

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'Dang.'

Baker

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

Baking Bread

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

One-track mind

'Unlike a baker's dozen, you can't earn thirteen dollars of income and report it as earning twelve'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

All baking done on the premises

Bread quality

The super jumbo extra large with nothing on it.

Crimping the Pie