Dairy Diva Gifts

Cow and Milk

"It's Casual Friday."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

A Tit for Tat.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Cheese Pile

Broadway Moosical.

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."