Dairy Diva Pillows

Yo, Gert! What are making with that yak milk?

Cow and Milk

"It's Casual Friday."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Cheeze Wiz.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

A Tit for Tat.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Broadway Moosical.

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Cheese Pile

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Moo-Magrams Exams