Dairy Maid T-Shirts

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

No guessed needed to work out what her favourite hobby is?

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Slow Night

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow and Milk

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cheese Pile

Broadway Moosical.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

Barnyard humor.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Lactose intolerance.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Room for cream?'