Dairy Tech Adventurer Mugs

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

The Main Types of Cheese

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Meet the new factory manager.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Cow Pilot.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

The Rural Bidet...

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Christmas Cow.

Photocoffier.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

"They've replaced the company car."

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"