Dairy Tech Adventurer Gifts

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The Main Types of Cheese

GMOs: The Next Generation

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Meet the new factory manager.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Cow Pilot.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'How now, brown cow?'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

The Rural Bidet...

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Christmas Cow.

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Photocoffier.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.