Dairy Management Gifts

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

The Main Types of Cheese

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'