Sweater Maker Gifts

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Cat walking dog.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"It was a crime of fashion."

My tail's cold.

Keeping Warm

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

How's the sweater coming along?

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'