Sweater Stitchers Gifts

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Romance

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Sportknitting

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Cat walking dog.

"It was a crime of fashion."

My tail's cold.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

How's the sweater coming along?

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

You can ask for a thread there!

Turtleneck Alternatives

Woman knitting the sea

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest