Sporty Stitcher Gifts

Annual sportknitting Derby

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Sportknitting

Patient after an appendix operation

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'You need a new bobbin.'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Woman knitting the sea

You can ask for a thread there!

How's the sweater coming along?

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Stitches.

Honer at his honing machine.

Sew...

Knitting an anchor

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

Needle work for beginners.

Embroidery for the under - 18s

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'

Ted discovers that the Devil he knows is as full of surprises as the Devil he doesn't know.