Crafty Stitcher Gifts

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

What's Their Secret?

Quilt fanatic

'Styrofoam.'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Harps and Embroidery.

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Patient after an appendix operation

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

"I found your scissors, Tia Carmen."

"Gracie, it's Baldo's birthday next week... In case you want to make him something."

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Psychiatrist knitting

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

Making a birdbath.

Origami Pets