Fashion Stitcher Gifts

You can ask for a thread there!

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Waiting for Pants

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Sportknitting

Patient after an appendix operation

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

Jeans sale

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Cat walking dog.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"