Fashion Stitcher T-Shirts

You can ask for a thread there!

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Waiting for Pants

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Sportknitting

Patient after an appendix operation

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Cat walking dog.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

Jeans sale

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.