Sweater Stitchers T-Shirts

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Romance

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

Sportknitting

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Cat walking dog.

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

A woman knits from a globe.

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

'Well this is awkward.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Turtleneck Alternatives

How's the sweater coming along?

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

Woman knitting the sea

You can ask for a thread there!