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Embroidery for the under - 18s

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

I quilt therefore I am

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'Happy now?'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Pollsters

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Patient after an appendix operation