Stitching Aficionado Gifts

Embroidery for the under - 18s

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

I quilt therefore I am

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Pollsters

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Patient after an appendix operation

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

A woman repairs a broken heart.