Sewing Aficionados Gifts

Making a fishing net.

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Kiwi Ingenuity

Sew on a sequin!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Pollsters

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Patient after an appendix operation

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

The Bowling Family

I don't get it. She's so much cuter than him.

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

Workers constructing barcodes

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Bias Tape

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

"Cabbage Patch"