Tough Stitchers Gifts

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Patient after an appendix operation

Sportknitting

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

A woman knits from a globe.

'You need a new bobbin.'

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

Maid with her sewing basket

'It's just a precaution, there were lots of fiddley bits left over at the end of the operation.'

Annual sportknitting Derby

How's the sweater coming along?

You can ask for a thread there!

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Stitches.

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Sew...

Needle work for beginners.

'Try wetting the thread.'

Embroidery for the under - 18s

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

Knitting pretty

"I forget is it knit one, pearl one or pearl one knit one?"

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'

Ted discovers that the Devil he knows is as full of surprises as the Devil he doesn't know.