Sweater Wizard Gifts

"It was a sweater when I began."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Woman knitting a washing line.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Ready for a run!

Puss in Heels

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'