Wearable Wizard Gifts

Ready for a run!

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Rocking horse

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Home depot."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Nerd tryouts.

Shoe addict.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Food deliverer's baby.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'