Wooden Toy Wizard Gifts

Rocking horse

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."