Wooden Toy Wizard Gifts

Rocking horse

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

D.I.Y

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ready for a run!