Whimsical Wardrobe Wizard Gifts

Puss in Heels

Easter Egg

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Joseph and his coat

Choosing What To Wear.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Friendly Tie

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.