Sweater Wizard Pillows

"It was a sweater when I began."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Woman knitting a washing line.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Ready for a run!

Puss in Heels

Choosing What To Wear.

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters