Sweater Whisperer Pillows

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Critisize your weight.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Stitch one, pearl one...

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'Now I really am sick.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.