Sock Whisperer Pillows

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Happy Violinist

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

Shadow

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

DOG PARK - 'I can't believe they allow squirrels in here!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Shadow

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

Stock Market Decline

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

My signature move is barbecuing on the grill outside my house and setting off the smoke alarm inside.

"Ms. Frobisher, you know the market has turned around when suddenly you have nothing more to lose and everything to gain."

Harp Book

A fridge surrounded by books.

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'