Sock Whisperer Mugs

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Violin Practise

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Happy Violinist

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

DOG PARK - 'I can't believe they allow squirrels in here!'

Shadow

Shadow

Stock Market Decline

'They want full access to the feeders or they're going to show us their own version of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.''

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

But if you make his pearls for him, he'll never learn to make them himself.

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

"Ms. Frobisher, you know the market has turned around when suddenly you have nothing more to lose and everything to gain."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'

Harp Book