Shelf Whisperer Mugs

Library: Silence

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Children's Feast.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Cat in Tree.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'