Shelf Whisperer Gifts

Library: Silence

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Towels

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Cat Reunion

Cats and gardens.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Cat in Tree.

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'