Beat Whisperer Pillows

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Uh-Oh..."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Man and Machine snoozing

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Sales tied in knots

'For heaven's sake, Claudia. Give him the tuna fish sandwiches!'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."