Heartbeat Whisperer Pillows

Jack of all trades

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

Cellular Plan

"My, aren't we patient-oriented this morning."

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Is this money for booze?

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

"Basically, the job is hands on training."

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"Take this like a good boy so I don't have to get male Nurse Bubba!"

"Mr. Phelps is in conference. Hey, trust me."

Wifi Problem

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

Managed care reducing health insurance costs to the delight of 'business'

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

'Don't worry, she's just playing hard to text,'

"Wifi...free...wifi."

"You need to disconnect for awhile and unwind."

'Oh 'eck is it getting near that time of the month again already?'

"Just to let you know I've confiscated your son's mobile."