Heartbeat Whisperer Mugs

Your heartbeat makes me want to do the cha-cha. It's ironic that if a woman says that, it's a good thing, yet if a doctor says that, it's a bad thing.

Jack of all trades

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Cellular Plan

"My, aren't we patient-oriented this morning."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Is this money for booze?

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"Take this like a good boy so I don't have to get male Nurse Bubba!"

"Basically, the job is hands on training."

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

Wifi Problem

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

"Mr. Phelps is in conference. Hey, trust me."

Managed care reducing health insurance costs to the delight of 'business'

"These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously."

You were smart to come in. Think of pain as your check engine light.

'Don't worry, she's just playing hard to text,'

Your old battery doesn't recharge like it used to. I know just how it feels.

"Wifi...free...wifi."

"You need to disconnect for awhile and unwind."

'Oh 'eck is it getting near that time of the month again already?'