Ai Whisperer Mugs

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Cellular Plan

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

Office full of computers and wires.

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"What setting do I use for this?"

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'