Battery Whisperer Pillows

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Jack of all trades

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

The Complete Cycle.

Books of Tablets

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

Water: the first medicine

'It's my job to be nosy!'

Cellular Plan

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Is this money for booze?

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"I actually find this way of fishing very relaxing..."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

Office full of computers and wires.

'Maybe we should have ordered bottled water.'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"They say the sound of running water is very relaxing."

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.