Atm Whisperer Pillows

Is this money for booze?

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Rising Gas Prices

Man and Machine snoozing

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

The Complete Cycle.

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

Google stock IPO.

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."