Atm Whisperer Gifts

Is this money for booze?

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Rising Gas Prices

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Man and Machine snoozing

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

The Complete Cycle.

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

"What setting do I use for this?"

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'I doubled my money! The bank dude gave me 20 50-cent-coins for lousy ten one-euro-coins!'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

Today's Topic: "The value of money" You know what they say, Frank, "money talks." Whenever my money starts to talk, I get a bill to shut it up.

Google stock IPO.

"I love the way you hide profits where only I can see them."

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'I tried fixing it myself, but no joy I'm afraid.'

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'