Battery Whisperer Gifts

Your old battery doesn't recharge like it used to. I know just how it feels.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Jack of all trades

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

The Complete Cycle.

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Books of Tablets

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Cellular Plan

Water: the first medicine

Fisherman get a good catch.

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

Office full of computers and wires.

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Is this money for booze?

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"I actually find this way of fishing very relaxing..."

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."

'Maybe we should have ordered bottled water.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye