Yarn Whisperers Pillows

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Daisy Diaper Service

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Cat Sisyphus

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Cattitude

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

"It's my white whale."

Haircuts

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"