Ball Whisperer Pillows

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Snooker cue pierces ball.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Touring Cyclist

Critisize your weight.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I need a new toy!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

Stitch one, pearl one...

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Haircuts

Live Laugh Knit

Psychiatrist knitting

Potter

'It's the thin person inside you, screaming to get out - I'm afraid he's not alone.

Web Stockings

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!