Yarn Whisperers Gifts

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

Daisy Diaper Service

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Cat Sisyphus

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Granny Wear

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Cattitude

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

Live Laugh Knit