Yarn Weaver Gifts

Old boatmen impressing children with made up stories about having been a smuggler

'It was this big. I swear'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Cat Sisyphus

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Cattitude

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."