Wool Ball Weaver Gifts

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Arts and crafts

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'It was this big. I swear'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Sheep Knitting.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Spinning Wheel

"Your father helped me, too."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Knitting sheep.

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

Old elephants.

Balls of wool

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'Oh Suzie, I love it: It's both artistic and practical...'

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

A knitter's in and out boxes