Weaving Gifts

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

You really need to relax, Ralph.

Highway Patrol. I had an unusual traffic stop today. Somebody was operating a loom in the back of a moving truck. Ah, weaving all over the road.

Industry and Idleness - The fellow apprentices at their looms.

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

'Oh Suzie, I love it: It's both artistic and practical...'

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Looming Death

"I noticed you weaving back there..."

Arts and crafts

Spinning Wheel

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Giant white horse.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I object!" "Overruled!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Creativity

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Go ahead and dissect me

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'It was this big. I swear'